This Is Why Im Broke (Coffee Lovers Version)
Crazy about coffee, AND cool sh*t? Of course you are! (and you're in the right place)
This page is our version of one of our favourite websites on the internet.
Here is a list of cool and/or crazy, coffee-related gadgets. Check them out, and if you'd like to see one of your own added, post to our Facebook page here!
$ = < $50
$$ = $50 - 500
$$$ = > $500
We'll keep adding to this page when we find worthy items, so check back often!
THE WORLDS STRONGEST COFFEE
Why go through the trouble of ordering a triple shot espresso when you can get a HUGE caffeine boost from one cup?
This coffee is up to 200% stronger than regular coffee beans. It also tastes damn good.
If you don't die from a cardiac arrest, you'll be up for days. Proceed with caution!
FOR THE LAZY COFFEE DRINKERS
Who doesn't love waking up to the smell of coffee? Only problem is - you have to get outta bed and make it yourself..until now.
Someone invented an alarm clock that brews based on the time you set! Now all that's left to do is get someone to spoon feed you the coffee!
HEAR YOUR COFFEE SING
Like a little bit of soprano with your morning brew?
Get in tune with the musical box while your coffee brews to perfection.
Soon the bluebirds will sitting on your shoulders and you'll be featuring in your own Disney singalong movie.
PORTABLE ESPRESSO MACHINE
Going camping? Long road trip? Don't want to drink horrible road side coffee? One for the nomadic coffee drinker.
Portable, manual REAL espresso. Wherever you go, Nomad-a what you do, coffee will be with you. No batteries, no power - a perfect cafe equivalent espresso shot poured purely by hand.
HANDS FREE COFFEE
How many times have you done the awkward umbrella, coffee, bag juggle? How many times has your coffee ended up all over you? Those days are over.
Morella invented a pivoting system that ensures your coffee stays in it's cup, even as you put your umbrella up and down! Mary Poppins gave this a 10/10.
JUST CHILL OUT MAAAAN
Take a chill pill for a minute. HOT TO COLD IN 60 SECONDS. Keeping this bad boy in your freezer will save you $$$ and time.
Brew your own, pour it in, 1 min later you'll be seething satisfaction.
Show up your cold brew barista friends, iced coffee has never been so effortless.
No time to enjoy a coffee? You poor poor soul. Still need that caffeine hit?
You'll be relieved to know that there is such thing as coffee on the go.
GO cubes are chewable cubes filled with 50mg caffeine and other tasty treats. Couple of these and it's equivalent to your average cup of coffee.
GOAT A MINUTE?
Want to feel connected to your coffee? Goat Story coffee presents GINA. With a built in bluetooth scale and phone app, everything you and GINA get up to is recorded.
You can even check out what other people are doing with their GINAS. If you're into that kind of thing....
THE BOX OF TOUGH COFFEE
Inspired by grease monkeys who love their lattes. Waterproof, shock proof, crush proof and dust proof. No sissys allowed.
Designed to be kept in your work trailer without the worries of being damaged.
We even heard that Chuck Norris almost couldn't handle this coffee box.
HIGH..BUT ON WHAT?
It is caffeine? Is it wacky tobaccy? No, it's both! Need something to refrain you from slapping a co-worker? Take a hit. Big boss coming in for reviews?
Make a coffee!
When you have this cup you have the best of both worlds. Welcome to the perfect working environment.
EVERYONE LOVES A SURPRISE
Peek-a-boo! A cup with hidden compartment underneath. Hide some cookies under to leave a lasting surprise for customers in your cafe!
Or make your girl your wife with a surprise proposal! Of course there is evil options too. But we didn't put those thoughts in your head.
ARE YOU A COFFEE SNIFFER?
Are you one of those people who can't not sniff coffee? The smell of it excites you and takes you to far away places.
The aroma brings a sense of calm to your life. This 2 in 1 coffee maker is what your dreams are made of.
Simply brew your coffee, turn it upside down and your used ground becomes infused into the air around you...
EDIBLE COFFEE CUPS
Billions of coffee cups end up in landfill every year. Some have plastic and take generations to break down.
So why not just eat your cup? Especially if it's made of tasty wafer!
The Cupffee wafer also has a harmless coating that stops your coffee disintegrating your cup. Do a favour for mother earth and get some today!
FRENCH PRESS INTO YOUR MUG
Surely we aren't the only ones who think those 1 person French Press's are a little ridiculous? They're cute and all but it's kind of inefficient.
This French Press that doubles as your mug isn't though! Totally portable with lid making it a perfect on the go coffee companion.
SNEAKY SNEAKY COFFEE
Like to stand out? What about pour out? Pour out of your phone! What! Coffee that pours out of your phone.
It's not an app. It's the case! Oh and an app.
One espresso via your iPhone please! Wondering how it all works? It's ridiculously cool. Check it out!
COFFEE FOR YOUR CELLULITE
Cellulite be gone! Combination of pressure and caffeine molecules sowed into these tights materials help reduce cellulite appearance.
It also looks better than walking about with coffee on your butt. Drink your coffee, wear your coffee, who knew that it was also a medicine!
IS THAT WATER...OR COFFEE!?
Oh no Joe, what have you done?!! You didn't like the taste of coffee so you made caffeinated water??
Well it's pretty cool BUT we love the coffee taste at Homegrounds! So the only way we decided we can feature this is if you use this water to brew decaf. Decaf drinkers beware! 😉
DON'T LET YOUR KIDS IN THIS
Japanese Spa Resort, Hakone Hot Springs has got it sorted or... they're just uhhh unique.
They made a hot coffee bath/pool for you and all of your friends.
Don't let your kids in unless you never want them to sleep again. Caffeine is soluble through your skin!!!
MILE HIGH CLUB
A pilots dream. Those long haul flights means coffee is essential. Who wouldn't want a luggage coffee cup holder!
Also recommended for frequent flyers, those strange people who own stroller bags for day to day use (definitely hiding something) and for the lazy.
PLUGGED IN COFFEE
The rest of the world is plugged in these days. So why not your coffee? Hate it when you forget about your coffee at work and it goes cold?
Now you can plug your cup into your computer via USB and it will stay hot **ALL day**. No more wasting coffee or awkward kitchen chats!
A FRENCH BA-GET-IT-NOW
French press in a bag! No mess, no hassle bag with a filter inside. Simply add water, leave it to brew for a few mins, then pour out.
REAL coffee for REAL adventurers. Perfect for hiking/camping coffee fanatics. Bye bye instant muddy coffee.
COFFEE DE LE WALL
It's art. It's coffee. Coffee Art. For the seriously wanky hipsters, art and coffee all in one.
Turn your home into an interactive art gallery. Keep your guests on their toes looking for the brewing device and questioning why you only ever drink out of one mug.
Tight on space? This guy will fold up smaller than your knickers. A filter dripper that sits securely over your mug and drips you a smooth brew.
Even better is it's lid, saving your coffee from the clumsy limbs of an un-caffeinited zombie as it drips.
REAL espresso by hand. Ground or pod, add water, some hand power and you'll be amazed at the quality of this little gadget. Simple, elegant and ready to mingle.
Is that a Handspresso in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?